Katie Holmes Spoke Mandarin on Singapore TV

Last night I dreamt that Katie Holmes was paid by the government of Singapore to do a local variety show in Mandarin on tv. I was at my mom's house with my wife and that we discussed about getting someone hitched. I think or was it getting me hitched. Yes I know, it was a weird dream. And then we gathered all of our friends, took the tram (there are no trams in Singapore) to a famous eatery somewhere in the South-central part of Singapore. But not o eat but to watch football. A friend of mine gave me a soggy cigarette.

I know. This is weird.